HW

onlytobewise:

She bats at him with a roll of the eyes, arms crossing. He’s just ridiculous.

“Who’s the Cap’n ‘ere mate?”

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“Oy, ya know who be better at cleanin’ this here deck? That arsehole in the hold who does nothin’ but piss ‘n moan.”

When she asserts her dominance, he scoffs and flicks at his nose. “Dunno, can’t see o’ scruff'a hair on ya chest.”

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onlytobewise:

Raises her boot. Kicks his left shin.

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“Aye. I did.”

The kick pulls a hiss from the depths of his chest, and he swats at her with a grumble. 

“Eeh, this how ya treat all yer crew, ah?! Jus’ a poor man, sittin’ on the deck. The deck you make me sweep up, ah?”

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onlytobewise:

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“Are ye deaf?”

Quickly he lifts his pinky, cleaning out one of his ears. 

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“Ya say somethin’, Cap'n?”

onlytobewise:

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“Ye’d better not fuckin’ touch that.”

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“Ooh… wha? This?" 

Touches.

[ ok yeah but whY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED ]

// nnoo bby noooo

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  take my url flaskdfj

Takes url and makes sweet, sweet love to it.

Opinion on;

Character in general: Mary/James is like, aaaah, she’s an amazing character. When I first saw her I thought she was a feminine man and then I was pleasantly surprised. I love how her voice never really gives her away either. Ever since following onlytobewise, I found myself just a big fan of the character. I’ve read her history AND the assassins creed version and I cry every time. 

How they play them: Jull you plaay maarry so amazing. I can’t really bring myself to follow any other mary’s, I just love your portrayal the most. The way you write, the way you have her speak, etc, I can just hear it all in her voice. I’m truly entranced and I am officially 5ever your stalker. 

The Mun: Your my waifu. K. K. Thats it. Thats the opinion.

Do I:

RP with them: Yesssss. 
Want to RP with them: YESSSSSSSS. 

What is my;

Overall Opinion:


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Yup. Nings penis. Thats the opinion. 

**Note: Mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. Don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty

onlytobewise replied to your post:

the fuck r u doing

drowning inDISOTPAAAAH

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  ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ sᴀʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ, ɴᴏᴛ ʏᴏᴜ.

Ning felt a little annoyed; for years he’d made an effort to never express his emotions to much of anyone. It was always about what he wanted and what he could get out of people – and now? Now that he tried to step up to the plate she had a problem?

Women.

“Aaah, that piss ya off, does it? Would ya have me walk the plank there, then? Have me leave on next dock?!” Slowly his voice did rise, and when she looked ready to knock him swift in the jaw the man was even quicker to grab for her wrist. Each muscle along his arm flexed and tensed with the minor struggle between them. 

With a fierce yank he pulled her in close, a growl escaped him as he spoke, “ya don’t get nothin’, do ya? Don'cha see I’m tryin’ ta do this bes’ fer us both? You got yer lil… assassin cult or whatever… and me? I got—”

In all seriousness? He had nothing. 

“The sea. Best that way, I’m no good fer nothin.”

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  ✖ {--cuz why not }

✖: A hickey on your neck.

     Never had the man imagined a situation quite like this one; a woman disguised in man’s garb commanding a ship of her own. He should’ve known something was too good to be true about this situation, but he didn’t regret boarding the vessel. 

     And with a little help of ale and swill, the two were in a drunken frenzy of flirting and kisses; neither knew what was in store for the other when sober minds came to play in the morning but neither seemed to care. Pirates lived in the moment — and currently? — lust had them. 

     Gan Ning grew bold in the seconds they touched, he felt his mouth curl around the agile curl of her neck while the edges of his teeth — almost shaped into fangs — danced along the pulse, leaving a slight nick in her skin.

     With her gasp his mouth wrapped around the wound and quickly he began to roughly inhale; her flesh massaged between the tips of his teeth and his tongue lashing along the skin. Gradually the area grew darker and darker, till he released her and moved higher and lower; migrating from one side of her neck to the other. 

     She was intoxicating, and quickly he found himself numb to the worry of consequence of the dawn. 

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onlytobewise:

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     ”Such a sad tale fer a youn’ man like yerself, I know. Restless and careless, beggin’ for someone ta change yer damned ways. Very cute of ye, isn’t it? —If ya wanna get on my ship, ye gotta pull yer weight. And preferably not try to do anything stupid.”

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“Tha’ be so? Wha’ makes ya think ya got more sea experience ‘n me, aye? Dun'cha read any o’ them books? How they say; never judge o’ book by the cover?” Again he snarkily grins. Wide. “Nothin’ stupid outta me, lad, ah heh."