onlytobewise

She bats at him with a roll of the eyes, arms crossing. He’s just ridiculous.

"Who’s the Cap’n ‘ere mate?"

withsilkensails

“Oy, ya know who be better at cleanin’ this here deck? That arsehole in the hold who does nothin’ but piss ‘n moan.”

When she asserts her dominance, he scoffs and flicks at his nose. “Dunno, can’t see o’ scruff'a hair on ya chest.”